On August 19th,1957, the Yard was spawned on this planet at Cedar’s in Los Angeles. On April 18, 1958, the Los Angeles Dodgers played their first home game at the Los Angeles Coliseum. A celestial coincidence, I think not. Divine intervention possibly. The Dodgers would win their second World Series title in 1958. It took them two generations in Brooklyn to win their first in 1955. The Blue would win titles in 1963 and 1965. Yard youth became imprinted with Dodger myopia for life. 1966 would be the unimaginable sweep of the Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale led teams. The 1970’s would bring malaise with a sweep by the A’s and routed by Reggie’s Yankees. The 1980’s would renew our faith with titles in 1981 over the Yanks and bashing the A’s in 1988. The O’Malley’s and Tommy would shepherd in the bold new age of Dodger dogmatism. Fox Corporation would chew through our legacy with bureaucratic inertia. Frank McCourt traded a parking lot in Boston for the Dodgers. His ownership did not lead to any titles, but he does still own the stadium’s parking lot.
The Yard has been blessed with a recent progeny of grandchildren. Under the careful tutelage of their parents and mindful mentoring from the Yard, these youngsters are being taught the ways of the Azul. The Dodger merchandise has been provided since birth. They learned the rally chants as soon as they could speak. The Dodgers are just nearing the middle of this historic run. These past few years harken back to the halcyon days of those early years. Three titles in five years are dynastic but four in six would be legend. The team is still prime adjacent. The Yard grandkids have only known championships. We are encouraging this allegiance while trying to mitigate the emotional letdown when reality diverts. Let’s hope the doldrums of the 1970's stay where they belong in the past with our 8 track players.
We have tried to keep UCLA football off our 2026 manic list, with their 7-0 start it is becoming difficult. The past few decades have had stretches of relevance but mostly desert wandering between the goalposts. They tried bringing back heralded alumni Ricky Nueheisel. Legendary Chip Kelly tried his hand at rescuing the program. The Bruin generated emotional acid reflux was recalibrated appropriately for health reasons. Bob Chesney has brought in a sense of urgency the program has not seen since Terry Donahue. The swagger and confidence this team is playing with has not been witnessed since Cade McNown. Minnesota and Michigan are going to be stout road tests in the coming weeks, and more will be revealed. With the Trojans flailing about in their seasonal Odyssey, we hope it is an exciting finish on 11/28 at the Rose Bowl.
The Dodgers, Lakers and Bruins were imprinted in our first visions of life. We were bandwagon fans of the Raiders in the LA days. Al Davis bought the LA promise and brought his Raiders with him. Those Raiders brought Los Angeles its first Super Bowl title in 1984 dominating the Redskins. The Yard passionately rooted for the Rams for decades with but one Super Bowl loss in 1979 for our misspent passion. The Raiders brought the LA fan that title. The Raiders would retreat to Oakland before any civic legacy was erected. The inexact promises of Los Angeles city leaders were exposed which led to lawsuits. LA was an NFL wasteland for decades. The Raiders followed the Yard to Las Vegas, another ethereal message from the Yard metaverse. The Raiders were outside the Yard’s obsession circle until this season. New coach, the Mendoza kid, 3-0 start, we jumped off the dock into the Bellagio fountain in our silver and black. What could go wrong? Their solid play against KC lead to exposure in Foxboro. Their solid play against the Bills preempted a pummeling by the Rams. We grabbed some fluffy towels and headed back to the dock until 2028. God bless Kirk Cousins or who knows how bad this could be?!
Final Thoughts: In 2004, with Kobe and Shaq in their prime the Lakers signed Karl Malone and Gary Payton. Both players took pay cuts to chase their elusive first NBA titles in their HOF careers. Kobe and Shaq had won three titles, but the Spurs and Pistons had muscled to the main stage by 2004. The Lakers were going to have a Dream Team and win the title back. Payton would give it his all but bristled in Phil’s triangle. Malone mailed it in missing more than half the season while harassing Kobe’s young wife. The Lakers lost to the Pistons and the Lakers blew up the team except for Kobe and Phil. They would win two more titles together with the 7-foot Spaniard. Shaq would get another in Miami. The Glove and Mailman would never cash that check.
The Dodgers paid Tucker way too much for what he returned. He was not the missing piece, just a potentially impactful one. When called upon, he was not. They paid Edwin Diaz for six innings of work. They will both be back and should be better. Ohtani will be back. He was banged up more than he would admit. He is a proud, hard worker and he wants a Cy Young. Mookie will be one of the best shortstops in the league for a few more years. Yammy and Saski are young. There are some creaking parts, but the core is solid in the current run. The rest of the NL West has more issues to solve than the Dodgers. New Padre ownership probably does not keep Machado. They are stuck with Tatis. Mason Miller was all the rage but his aurora got glazed. Arizona is a poseur and the Giants just hope to be one in the future. Most of baseball has bigger problems to fix except for the champion Milwaukee Brewers. Congratulations! We are coming for you keggers!